Commander’s speech
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Men,
You know, we’re not perfect. I know that and you know that.
But today we are re-inventing the spice mining industry. What I mean, is that I never liked those, so called, good old spice drills. Actually, those old drills suck. We heard a lot of complaints about work being too hard and process too slow.
And that’s where we come into the picture with a solution.
What we’re going to offer is something completely new and revolutionary; this will be the biggest leap since the original mining. It’s none other than exploding the whole freaking thing and collecting the spice cloud afterwards. Beyond the doubt it’s the most beautiful way of doing it so far.
Get ready, soon we’ll hit the stores!
Is it Steve Jobs? 😀
Alhrgit alright alright that’s exactly what I needed!